Sardarji break leke nachh rahe the.....

Ek Sardarji cycle ki break leke nachh rahe the.....

kyu.....
kyu...kyuuu....

kyu ki

Wo break dance kar rahe the

bhagvan ko gussa kab aata hai....

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata Hai?
?
?
Jab koi ladki shadi se pehle
pregnant ho aur uski maa
bole
"Hey Bhagwan ye tune Kya Kiya"

I love only u from list....

Girlfriend: are you sure you love me and no one else?
BoyFriend:
Dear Sure!
I checke the whole list angin yesterday.....

Aap jaisa nahi....

Santa Gifted A Car To His Father On Father's Day & Wrote A Poetry. Phol To Bhut H Gulab Jysa Koi Nhi Bap To Bhut H Lekin Ap Jysa koi nhi

Package of kiss.....

Humari
New Genration
Miss: KG class k bache se-
1 se 10 tak gino,
Me Aapko kiss krungi
Bacha: Agar me 1 se 100 tak ginu to kya package he ??

COKROACH ME b Apki Tsvir Nzr AneLgi.....

dilki Hasrt Zuban Pr AneLgi
Tume dekha to Zindgi Muskane Lgi
Ye Diwangi thi ya Mri Nzr ka Dokha
Kalto COKROACH ME b Apki Tsvir Nzr AneLgi.>

balance kam hai.....

Wife writes msg 2 Pappu" ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Msg karke batao." Pappu writes msg 2 her and sends "nahi bata sakta balance kam hai."