Sardarji break leke nachh rahe the.....

Ek Sardarji cycle ki break leke nachh rahe the.....

kyu.....
kyu...kyuuu....

kyu ki

Wo break dance kar rahe the

bhagvan ko gussa kab aata hai....

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata Hai?
?
?
Jab koi ladki shadi se pehle
pregnant ho aur uski maa
bole
"Hey Bhagwan ye tune Kya Kiya"

I love only u from list....

Girlfriend: are you sure you love me and no one else?
BoyFriend:
Dear Sure!
I checke the whole list angin yesterday.....

Aap jaisa nahi....

Santa Gifted A Car To His Father On Father's Day & Wrote A Poetry. Phol To Bhut H Gulab Jysa Koi Nhi Bap To Bhut H Lekin Ap Jysa koi nhi

Package of kiss.....

Humari
New Genration
Miss: KG class k bache se-
1 se 10 tak gino,
Me Aapko kiss krungi
Bacha: Agar me 1 se 100 tak ginu to kya package he ??

COKROACH ME b Apki Tsvir Nzr AneLgi.....

dilki Hasrt Zuban Pr AneLgi
Tume dekha to Zindgi Muskane Lgi
Ye Diwangi thi ya Mri Nzr ka Dokha
Kalto COKROACH ME b Apki Tsvir Nzr AneLgi.>

balance kam hai.....

Wife writes msg 2 Pappu" ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Msg karke batao." Pappu writes msg 2 her and sends "nahi bata sakta balance kam hai."

Ghajini Effect.....

Ghajini Dekhne ke baad ye ehsaas hua ki
Hum Bhi Aamir Khan Se kuch kum Nhi He
Hum Bhi Padhte He Samajte hain Phir 15 Min Bad sab Bhool Jate!

Charger to sardar ke paas hai....

Ek chor sardarji ka mobile le ke bhag raha tha.
sardarji:bhag saale bhag,bhag
kal kya karega?
charger to mere pas he

Pita ki Umar......Bete barabar

Teacher: Tumhare pita ki umar kitni hai? Student: Jitni meri hai. Teacher: Kaise! Student: Kyoki mere paida hone ke baad hi to vo pita bane.

Beta fail mat hona....

Santa:Beta tere result ka kya hua?

Beta:papa is class me 1 saal aur lagega!

Santa:koi baat nai beta 2 saal lage ya 3,
Fail mat hona

Tea se start hoti hai.

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

I'm falling in love......

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.

Tipu's skeleton. ....

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child

Is he crying?

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

USKO EK LOTA PAANI DE DE...

SARDARJI'S SON : OYE PAPAJI.... BAHAR DARWAJE PAR KOI SWIMING POOL KE LIYE DONATION MANG RAHA HAI....
SARDAR : PUTTAR , USKO EK LOTA PAANI DE DE...

"WAH KYA NISHANA HAI".........

AN ASTRONOMER WAS WATCHING THE SKY FROM TELESCOPE. A SARDAR WAS OBSERVING HIM.
SUDDENLY A STAR FALLS. AFTER SEEING THAT SARDAR SAYS "WAH KYA NISHANA HAI".

SONA KAHAN HAI????.....

1 DIN 1 DAKU 1 SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA "SONA KAHAN HAI?"
SARDAR BOLA "ULLU KE PATTHE. PURA GHAR KHALI HAI, KAHIN BHI SOJA.."

Hi jaan.....

Hi jaan_
Kya haal hai jaan_
Kaha ho jaan_
Kab miloge jaan_
Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_
Zyada khush na ho.
Har blank _ mein " var" word add kar lena.

SMS>>>>

Sweet persons talk from HUTCH. Lovers talk from AIRTEL. Beggers talk
from BSNL. Beuties talk from SPICE. But BRILLIANTS never talk. They send
SMS

4 friends, Mad, Brain, Sumbody, Nobody.

There once lived 4 friends, Mad, Brain, Sumbody, Nobody. 1 day,
Sumbody killed Nobody. That time Brain was in toilet Mad called the
police.
Mad: Is it police station?
Police: Yes,what is the matter?
Mad: Sumbody killed Nobody
Police: R u mad?
Mad: Yes, Iam Mad
Police: Dont u have brain?
Mad: Brain is in the toilet.

Tajmahal.....

Ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diya, kisiko ashiq to kisiko
deewana bana diya, 2 phool ka boj na utha sakti thi mumtaj, shahjahan ne
pura taj mahal mumtaj par bana diya.

Ravan k bad kisi ko to aana tha...

Aaj ye baat samjh aai,is dharti par Apki hukumat samjh aai,apko
dharti par bhejna khuda ka bahana tha,kyunki ravan k bad kisi ko to aana
tha..