Tea se start hoti hai.

Sardar : What is the name of your car ?
Lady : I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar : Oye Kamaal ki gaadi hai, Tea se start hoti hai. Hamaara gaadi petrol se start hoti hai.

I'm falling in love......

Santa apni girl friend ko I Luv U kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
Gal: Yeh kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: I'm falling in love.

Tipu's skeleton. ....

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Santa: Tipu's skeleton.
Tourist: Whose that smaller skeleton next to it?
Santa: That was Tipu's skeleton when he was child

Is he crying?

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

USKO EK LOTA PAANI DE DE...

SARDARJI'S SON : OYE PAPAJI.... BAHAR DARWAJE PAR KOI SWIMING POOL KE LIYE DONATION MANG RAHA HAI....
SARDAR : PUTTAR , USKO EK LOTA PAANI DE DE...

"WAH KYA NISHANA HAI".........

AN ASTRONOMER WAS WATCHING THE SKY FROM TELESCOPE. A SARDAR WAS OBSERVING HIM.
SUDDENLY A STAR FALLS. AFTER SEEING THAT SARDAR SAYS "WAH KYA NISHANA HAI".

SONA KAHAN HAI????.....

1 DIN 1 DAKU 1 SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA "SONA KAHAN HAI?"
SARDAR BOLA "ULLU KE PATTHE. PURA GHAR KHALI HAI, KAHIN BHI SOJA.."

Hi jaan.....

Hi jaan_
Kya haal hai jaan_
Kaha ho jaan_
Kab miloge jaan_
Tumhari badi yaad aa rahi hai jaan_
Zyada khush na ho.
Har blank _ mein " var" word add kar lena.

SMS>>>>

Sweet persons talk from HUTCH. Lovers talk from AIRTEL. Beggers talk
from BSNL. Beuties talk from SPICE. But BRILLIANTS never talk. They send
SMS

4 friends, Mad, Brain, Sumbody, Nobody.

There once lived 4 friends, Mad, Brain, Sumbody, Nobody. 1 day,
Sumbody killed Nobody. That time Brain was in toilet Mad called the
police.
Mad: Is it police station?
Police: Yes,what is the matter?
Mad: Sumbody killed Nobody
Police: R u mad?
Mad: Yes, Iam Mad
Police: Dont u have brain?
Mad: Brain is in the toilet.

Tajmahal.....

Ishq ne insaan ko kya se kya bana diya, kisiko ashiq to kisiko
deewana bana diya, 2 phool ka boj na utha sakti thi mumtaj, shahjahan ne
pura taj mahal mumtaj par bana diya.

Ravan k bad kisi ko to aana tha...

Aaj ye baat samjh aai,is dharti par Apki hukumat samjh aai,apko
dharti par bhejna khuda ka bahana tha,kyunki ravan k bad kisi ko to aana
tha..