bhagvan ko gussa kab aata hai....

Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata Hai?
?
?
Jab koi ladki shadi se pehle
pregnant ho aur uski maa
bole
"Hey Bhagwan ye tune Kya Kiya"

I love only u from list....

Girlfriend: are you sure you love me and no one else?
BoyFriend:
Dear Sure!
I checke the whole list angin yesterday.....

Aap jaisa nahi....

Santa Gifted A Car To His Father On Father's Day & Wrote A Poetry. Phol To Bhut H Gulab Jysa Koi Nhi Bap To Bhut H Lekin Ap Jysa koi nhi

Package of kiss.....

Humari
New Genration
Miss: KG class k bache se-
1 se 10 tak gino,
Me Aapko kiss krungi
Bacha: Agar me 1 se 100 tak ginu to kya package he ??

COKROACH ME b Apki Tsvir Nzr AneLgi.....

dilki Hasrt Zuban Pr AneLgi
Tume dekha to Zindgi Muskane Lgi
Ye Diwangi thi ya Mri Nzr ka Dokha
Kalto COKROACH ME b Apki Tsvir Nzr AneLgi.>

balance kam hai.....

Wife writes msg 2 Pappu" ghar kab aa rahe ho ? Msg karke batao." Pappu writes msg 2 her and sends "nahi bata sakta balance kam hai."

Ghajini Effect.....

Ghajini Dekhne ke baad ye ehsaas hua ki
Hum Bhi Aamir Khan Se kuch kum Nhi He
Hum Bhi Padhte He Samajte hain Phir 15 Min Bad sab Bhool Jate!

Charger to sardar ke paas hai....

Ek chor sardarji ka mobile le ke bhag raha tha.
sardarji:bhag saale bhag,bhag
kal kya karega?
charger to mere pas he

Pita ki Umar......Bete barabar

Teacher: Tumhare pita ki umar kitni hai? Student: Jitni meri hai. Teacher: Kaise! Student: Kyoki mere paida hone ke baad hi to vo pita bane.

Beta fail mat hona....

Santa:Beta tere result ka kya hua?

Beta:papa is class me 1 saal aur lagega!

Santa:koi baat nai beta 2 saal lage ya 3,
Fail mat hona